Stop me before I do it again.
to break my knee caps if you ever hear I've done it again. I keep
buying chocolate chip cookies thinking they'll taste like, eh, nothing
special, but just what you would think cheap store bought cookies
would taste like. No. No way. These have a flavor more vile than you
could ever imagine. I am not picky and I have nothing against
artificial ingredients if they are tasty artificial ingredients. But
these individually wrapped "cookies" taste like chemicals, sawdust,
and saccharine. I haven't wasted my 200 yen though. The kids seem to
think they're ok. Blech.